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FIND YOUR
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SUBSCRIBE BELOW TO RECEIVE THE
TARTARIA AU NEWSPAPER IN YOUR MAILBOXES
(THE ONE A DOG CAN WEE ON) 

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Best Value

SUBSCRIPTION TO THE TA NEWSPAPER

$20

20

Every month

The TA Newspaper is a bimonthly, community-forged streetpress — a physical voice for truth, sovereignty, and awakening, delivered straight to your mailbox.

Valid until canceled

Every subscription keeps Tartaria Australia alive, thankyou!

The TA Newspaper is a bimonthly, community-driven streetpress designed to build a strong, cohesive Truther voice across Australia and beyond. Created entirely from your submissions, it is a physical, permanent record of our research, creativity, innovations, and community projects — delivered straight to your mailbox, no matter what happens online.

TARTARIA AUSTRALIA NEWSPAPER

Subscription Details

  • Subscription Cost: $20 AUD per month until you cancel.

  • Includes:

  1. Every edition of the TA Newspaper until cancelled

  2. Free access to Get Your Shit Together Hour (our daily sovereignty practice)

  3. Free access to Water Fasting Containers (group fast support sessions)

  4. Free advertising of your product / service or modality.

➔ Your subscription helps fund the printing, production, and postage of the Newspaper and supports the sustainable growth of the TA community into real-world action.

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✦ Why a Physical Newspaper?

We are not just fighting censorship. We are building a sovereign community voice that lives in the physical world —
hand-to-hand, household-to-household — independent of the fragility and control of online systems. 
TA Newspaper is a tool for connection, collaboration, and resilience. It’s a step towards rebuilding the structures of real, independent community from the ground up. This is about reaching people where digital systems cannot. About creating something lasting, real, and human.

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SUBMITTING IS EASY

Accepted content includes:

  • Research and theories on true history, energy, reality, and awakening

  • Personal experiments (including electroculture, innovations, off-grid living projects)

  • Photographic evidence of architecture, artifacts, anomalies

  • Maps, old world finds, rediscovered texts and references

  • Flyers and listings for your events, groups, or community projects

  • Herbal remedies, alternative healing information, sovereignty building advice

  • Personal classifieds for handmade goods, healing services, community resources

  • Links to valuable podcasts, documentaries, websites, Telegram channels

➔ If it helps build a strong, sovereign community — it belongs here.

TA NEWSLETTER
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​Upcoming Events

THE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HOUR
THE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HOUR
Multiple Dates
When
16 Sept 2026, 6:30 am
Where
Over Zoom The Get Your Shit Together Hour

DAILY!

BREAKING THE SPELL OF WORDS

  • Good Morning → Good Mourning
    Greeting the day as a funeral, coded grief ritual.

  • Weekend → Weak End
    Trained to spend your vitality, so you begin the week drained.

  • Government → Govern (control) + Ment (mind)
    Literally “control of the mind.”

  • Believe → Be + Lieve (lie-ve)
    To accept a lie as truth, to “be in the lie.”

Thank You for Your Contribution

Your submission to the DE-SPELLING Dictionary is more than just a word - it’s a piece of the puzzle that helps restore truth and command to our language. By uncovering the hidden meanings and offering the true ones, you’re helping us dissolve the spells that have shaped our world.

Every contribution you make is an act of service to others. Each word you submit carries a charge of positive energy that doesn’t just ripple through our community - it flows back through you, amplifying clarity, connection, and truth.

Together, as a living community dictionary, we are re-membering our real language and re-wiring the collective story. This is profound work, and we thank you deeply for being part of it.

  • Submit your de-spellings directly into this form or,

  • submit a word document, scribble or photo.

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DE-SPELLING HANDBOOK

TO BE PUBLISHED

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Welcome
Tartaria Australia

The Home of Kelly Jones and Cambell Purvis as we tour the old realm Earth. We look forward to meeting our community along the pathway of our adventures.

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Get Your Shit Together Hour is a global sunrise practice — just jump on at 7:00AM your local time, wherever you are in the world.

THE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HOUR
THE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HOUR
Multiple Dates
Kelly and Campbell are getting their shit together—and you’re invited. This is a year-long experiment in tuning into daily positive charge. Start anytime after registering and join us every day until March 2026.
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JOIN THE WHATSAPP GROUP

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER HOUR

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THE JOLLY SWAG TOUR - SOLD OUT!

IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE WE INVITE YOU TO OUR PLACE

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A SMASH HIT OF AN EVENT!

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THE HUNT FOR THE CRYSTAL CITY

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In August 2025, Tartaria Australia Live in Maleny raised $1,000, which we proudly donated to the Maleny Arts Co-op — a vibrant, not-for-profit collective dedicated to connecting local artists of every discipline with their community.

For us at Tartaria Australia, each Live show is more than an event - it’s a way of positively charging the places we gather, leaving behind a beat that keeps fuelling creativity and connection. Supporting the arts in Maleny is just one of the infinite ways we find to love you.

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INVITE US TO DINNER: The Tartaria Australia Tour

We’re launching the Invite Us To Dinner tour — where anyone, anywhere across Australia (and beyond), can invite us into your home, your farm, your backyard, your pub, or your party.

  • It might be a simple one-on-one, a deep soul conversation over spag bol.

  • It might be a dinner party with 10 mates and a guitar in the corner.

  • It might be 200 legends crammed into your shed dancing barefoot under the stars.

 

The point is:
We want to meet you — for real.
Not just through screens, not just through podcasts, not just as followers and hosts, but as people. 
Because stories are sacred. Conversations are currency. And there's something deeply powerful about sharing a meal, a wine, a laugh, and a few wild ideas that just might set fire to the future. If we're ever going to fill a stadium one day — first we wine, we dine, and we find our people.

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    Thanks for submitting!

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    Anyone can submit an invite.

    Just tell us:

    • Where you are 

    • What style of gathering you have in mind 

    • When we’re passing nearby,
      ➔ we’ll let you know.
      ➔ And we’ll show up.

    Simple. Human. Real.

    Let's see what gold comes through.

    MELB 2022 THE FIRST GIG

    FIND YOUR TRIBE TEE'S

    highly recommend you 

    so you can talk about all this

    #FINDYOURPEOPLEWEARATEE

    Making the best tees
    out of truth.

    TARTARIA AUS

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    Kelly is a passionate creator and couldn't help herself delving into the astonishing old world of creative charm. It dosn't escape her attention that tARTaria has art written all over it. 

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    All tee's come from New Zealand and are printed in Melbourne Australia.
    We worked hard to find a company that made their tees with love.

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