Welcome
Tartaria Australia
The Home of Kelly Jones and Cambell Purvis as we tour the old realm of Earth. We look forward to meeting our community along the pathway of our adventures.
BUILT IN 1 YEAR BEFORE POWER-TOOLS AND LIGHT BULBS 1879–1880
State Library Victoria is one of Melbourne's founding institutions, established 167 years ago in 1854, barely 20 years after the city was settled.
Meet The Team
Cambell Purvis
Autodidactic
Cambell Purvis is Co-presenter on stage at our LIVE Events and Podcaster on Tartaria Australia. He is Creator of the Utube Page Autodidactic and has been championing the discussion around Tartaria for many years. You could say he is one of the Grand-Daddys of Tartarian questsions.
For as long as he could remember he had a feeling that there was something wrong with the world. This has put him on a life long journey to discover what we are, where we are and what the hell is going on.
He champions Autodidactic-ness : a person who teaches himself or herself, rather than being taught by a teacher. Cambell loves that. He has a deep love for research, reading and documentary making. And all the spiritual-lalalala via his other Utube channel Spiral Up.
Kelly Jones
Tartaria Australia
Kelly Jones is Co-presenter on stage at our LIVE Events and Podcaster on Tartaria Australia. Kelly has an eclectic set of interests that entwines farming with Tartarian Consciousness and a creativity she terms The Nature Of Nonsense. She is a big advocator of the imagination and often thinks very heady thoughts about the ways of the Llamacorns.
She is a good thinker and enjoys smoking her pipe around the campfire whilst chewing on such things as to why did everybody shrink and what would happen if we partnered blueberries with ducks and is space the ocean and whats with the Octopus and is calamari real and are shooting stars like light submarines? Anyway she is funny on stage and swears.
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Tartaria Australia partners with individuals and organisations who are committed to making a positive contribution to our realm and passionate about supporting a total re-think of our reality. If you have something to contribute to the quest(ion) big or small get in contact HERE
GEORGRE STREET SYDNEY 1896
WHAT DOES FOUNDEAD MEAN?
WHY ARE OUR CITIES BUILT INTO THE SIDE
OF HILLS NOT ON LEVEL FOUNDATIONS?
WHY IS ANY OF THIS IMPORTANT?
and why is everything so gigantic?
AND CAMBELL, WHATS WITH ALL THE STARFORTS?
I MEAN REALLY
GIGANTIC?
That no-one ever noticed before.
AND KELLY, YOU'RE THE ARTIST- SO TELL US HOOOOOOW IN THE 1700s DID SUCH UNBELIEVABLE MARBLE STATUES GET CARVED BY HAND?
Im just going to leave this here!
Because the World Expo's are a whole other level of mind blowing
AND WHY DID AUSTRALIA GET BUILT TO SUCH A HIGH LEVEL
OF ENGINEERING AND BEAUTY AND SCALE AND YET....
Where were the bathrooms, plumbing, toilets, kitchens and roads?
UNLESS OF COURSE WE DIDNT BUILD
ANY OF THIS AND HISTORY IS A
LIE. A REALLY BIG ONE.
A GIANT LIE. TO COVER UP A GIANT CIVILIZATION.
I MEAN, ITS JUST AN IDEA ;)
BUT THEN THERE ARE TIME-LOOPS, AND TIMELINES AND INFINITE MULTI-VERSES OF POTENTIAL AND
RESETS
LOTS OF RESETS
FIND YOUR TRIBE TEE'S
highly recommend you
so you can talk about all this
#FINDYOURPEOPLEWEARATEE
Making the best tees
out of truth.
TARTARIA AUS
Kelly is a passionate creator and couldn't help herself delving into the astonishing old world of creative charm. It dosn't escape her attention that tARTaria has art written all over it.
All tee's come from New Zealand and are printed in Melbourne Australia.
We worked hard to find a company that made their tees with love.
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WE ARE COMING TO MALENY NEXT. 15TH MARCH 2024.
Tartaria has achieved the impossible dream for every single one of us. Now it is our job as a tribe to support each other in allllll our impossible dreams. Isolation is a dream-killer and after 2years and most of our lives we all need a boost of community energy in person! This will be good for all of us. And of course - fucking mind blowing!
MEET YOUR
TRIBE
SHARE YOUR IMPOSSIBLE DREAM
FEEL THE LOVE AND SUPPORT
WE ARE COMING
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We are coming to meet our community Australia wide. The hunt for the Crystal City has begun.