Put your hand up and have an adventure with us.
We are opening up everything that is Tartaria Australia - every project, every dream, every half-built impossible idea - and we are calling on you.
You don't need a resume. You don't need to be qualified. You don't need to have it figured out. You just need a hand to raise and something in you that says yes.
No skill is too remote. No dream is too random. No idea is too wild. If you've been sitting on something - a talent, a passion, a completely unhinged creative vision that won't leave you alone - this is where it belongs.
We are a tiny engine building something worthy of a new age and a new culture. And we cannot do it alone. Nor do we want to. The whole point is us - all of us - dreaming together and then actually getting those dreams done.
Every action - however small, however random, however gloriously sideways - marches us closer to the legacy piece. The thing we are planting in the ground for the generations that come after us.
So what can we do together?
That's the question. And we genuinely don't know the answer yet because the answer is you. It's whatever you walk through the door carrying. It's the skill nobody thought to ask for. It's the idea that's been waiting for the right gang.
So f**k it.
Raise your hand. Pick your adventure. Come find us.
What are you waiting for?






Worried about the ever increasing EMF surrounding us all but not entirely sure what to do about it?
Why not join the Orgonite Tower Buster Community gifting drive! By donating a small amount towards the goal I will personally make some Orgonite Tower busters and Gift them to cell phone towers in my local vicinity wherever I happen to be in Australia at the time!
$5 increments = 1 Tower buster gifted to a local tower. If you would like me to send you the Tower Busters to be gifted by yourself to your own local towers please message me to know this and donate an additional $15 to cover the postage costs.
BREAKING THE SPELL OF WORDS
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Good Morning → Good Mourning
Greeting the day as a funeral, coded grief ritual. -
Weekend → Weak End
Trained to spend your vitality, so you begin the week drained. -
Government → Govern (control) + Ment (mind)
Literally “control of the mind.” -
Believe → Be + Lieve (lie-ve)
To accept a lie as truth, to “be in the lie.”
Thank You for Your Contribution
Your submission to the DE-SPELLING Dictionary is more than just a word - it’s a piece of the puzzle that helps restore truth and command to our language. By uncovering the hidden meanings and offering the true ones, you’re helping us dissolve the spells that have shaped our world.
Every contribution you make is an act of service to others. Each word you submit carries a charge of positive energy that doesn’t just ripple through our community - it flows back through you, amplifying clarity, connection, and truth.
Together, as a living community dictionary, we are re-membering our real language and re-wiring the collective story. This is profound work, and we thank you deeply for being part of it.
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Submit your de-spellings directly into this form or,
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submit a word document, scribble or photo.

DE-SPELLING HANDBOOK
TO BE PUBLISHED



In August 2025, Tartaria Australia Live in Maleny raised $1,000, which we proudly donated to the Maleny Arts Co-op - a vibrant, not-for-profit collective dedicated to connecting local artists of every discipline with their community.
For us at Tartaria Australia, each Live show is more than an event - it’s a way of positively charging the places we gather, leaving behind a beat that keeps fuelling creativity and connection. Supporting the arts in Maleny is just one of the infinite ways we find to love you.
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INVITE US TO DINNER: The Tartaria Australia Tour
We’re launching the Invite Us To Dinner tour - where anyone, anywhere across Australia (and beyond), can invite us into your home, your farm, your backyard, your pub, or your party.
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It might be a simple one-on-one, a deep soul conversation over spag bol.
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It might be a dinner party with 10 mates and a guitar in the corner.
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It might be 200 legends crammed into your shed dancing barefoot under the stars.
The point is:
We want to meet you - for real.
Not just through screens, not just through podcasts, not just as followers and hosts, but as people. Because stories are sacred. Conversations are currency. And there's something deeply powerful about sharing a meal, a wine, a laugh, and a few wild ideas that just might set fire to the future. If we're ever going to fill a stadium one day - first we wine, we dine, and we find our people.


Anyone can submit an invite.
Just tell us:
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Where you are
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What style of gathering you have in mind
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When we’re passing nearby,
➔ we’ll let you know.
➔ And we’ll show up.
Simple. Human. Real.
Let's see what gold comes through.
